It's Tuesday February 3, 2026
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Weekly Horoscopes
Week of Monday, February 2, 2026
Where the stars and paws converge
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
This week you'll discover that the mysterious red dot can indeed be caught if you launch yourself at the right angle off the couch. Your humans will be impressed by your newfound physics expertise, though less thrilled about the lamp situation. Tuesday brings an excellent opportunity to convince someone that dinner was mysteriously skipped. The squeaky toy will become your greatest ally in important negotiations.
Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Your sophisticated palate will detect subtle differences in kibble brands this week, leading to some dramatic meal reviews. The sunny spot by the window calls for extended contemplation sessions, preferably during your human's work calls. A visiting friend will appreciate your thorough sniff inspection. Consider expanding your treat portfolio beyond the usual suspects.
Gemini
May 21 - Jun 20
You'll master the art of being simultaneously adorable and mischievous when you discover that trash cans make excellent percussion instruments at 3 AM. Your charm offensive will work particularly well on Wednesday when someone drops food. The neighbor's pet seems worth investigating through the fence. Your humans will marvel at your selective hearing abilities during bath discussions.
Cancer
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Emotional support duties will be in high demand this week as your humans navigate Monday blues. Your intuitive powers will guide you to the exact moment when someone needs a head on their lap. The old blanket requires serious kneading attention. A forgotten treat hidden under the couch awaits rediscovery during your Thursday excavation project.
Leo
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Your natural star quality will shine during an impromptu photo session, though you may need to remind everyone about proper lighting and angles. The mail carrier continues to require your daily security briefing. A new toy will fail to meet your sophisticated entertainment standards. Your dramatic sighs will convey volumes about the service quality around here.
Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
You'll notice that someone has been quite sloppy with crumb management under the dining table, requiring your immediate attention to detail. The litter box or yard situation demands your quality control expertise. Your systematic approach to toy organization will be disrupted by household chaos. A thorough inspection of grocery bags will yield interesting intelligence.
Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Diplomatic relations with the household's other residents will require your finest negotiation skills, especially regarding prime napping territories. Your aesthetic sensibilities will be offended by the placement of your food bowl. A balanced approach to treat distribution seems necessary. Someone will finally appreciate your efforts to coordinate their outfit by adding your fur.
Scorpio
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Your investigative instincts will uncover what really happened to last week's missing sock, though you may choose to keep this intelligence classified. The suspicious activity in the backyard requires covert surveillance from behind the curtains. Your mysterious disappearing act during nail-trimming discussions will reach new levels of sophistication. A strategic alliance with the treat dispenser seems promising.
Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Adventure calls from beyond the back door, where fascinating scents and sounds await your exploration. Your enthusiasm for outdoor expeditions may exceed your humans' coffee consumption levels. The leash will become either your ticket to freedom or your greatest nemesis. A squirrel will provide excellent entertainment, though diplomatic relations remain strained.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Your methodical approach to furniture testing will yield important data about optimal sleeping positions and structural integrity. The household schedule requires your supervisory input, particularly regarding meal timing precision. A younger pet may challenge your authority, requiring firm but fair leadership. Your reputation as the responsible one will be both blessing and burden.
Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Unconventional problem-solving skills will help you access treats previously thought unreachable, though your methods may puzzle observers. Your unique perspective on furniture arrangement will be demonstrated through creative rearrangement projects. Social interactions with delivery personnel will showcase your progressive attitudes. The water bowl situation demands innovative solutions.
Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Dreamy afternoon naps will be filled with visions of endless treats and cosmic belly rubs. Your psychic connection with dinner time remains impressively accurate. A creative approach to toy modification will result in improved entertainment value. Your gentle nature will be tested when bath time arrives, but your forgiveness will be swift and complete.
Incognita
birthday unknown
Your talent for selective amnesia regarding house rules will serve you well when someone discovers the chewed slipper evidence. A midnight zoomies session will provide excellent cardiovascular exercise and neighbor entertainment. The treat jar's location has been thoroughly memorized and requires regular quality checks. Your ability to look completely innocent while chaos unfolds nearby remains unmatched.
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 Salty Celeste is TownDock's staff astrologer. When Salty is not divining the stars, she enjoys reading history, long walks on the beach, squirrel taxidermy, and sailing her Tartan 27 "Pop Tart." |